I thought you were anatomically correct!? Why did you even bother buying condoms?!
*sniffle* That's ok Ken. It happens to all men when they reach a certain age. Maybe we can just cuddle.
Ken: Barbie, I'm gay.Barbie: You Bastard!!!
well you LOOK double jointed
How are we going to tell my mom? Good thing they sell plan b in the vending machines at our college.
"wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic" my @ss! When are you going on the pill?!
On their first overnighter, Barbie learns Ken has no penis.
Barbie: OH Jesus Ken! Do you have any idea how embarrising it will be if I get caught stealing Dad's viagra A.G.A.I.N.?!Ken: I'm sorry Barb, I just can't...Barbie: Yea I KNOW!!
Ok here's my PG rated submission:"I'm sorry Ken, but you'll just never be anything more than a boy toy to me..."
I know your sorry, but you got it in my eye ken!
I don't KNOW who put the ukulele on the wall Babs please stop asking me and eat your watermelon.
(I'm really glad I'm not the one picking the winner this week. If last week's winner doesn't show, I don't know what I'll do. I'm peeing myself over here.)
The neighbors saw G.I. Joe sneaking out the back door again, Barbie.....you just cant stay away from him, can you?
B: I could'nt control my projectile vomiting, I must be sea sick. Sorry about your pants. . K: The worst part is, you forgot to pack shorts and pants for the trip! now what will we wear?K: I guess we'll just have to snorkle in our skivies. . . it could be wose I supposeB: at least there's complimentary sweets and fruit. I need some dramamine
Barbie choked back her tears as she realized the melons weren't the only fruit on the other side of the bed.
Barbie: Ken, is that banana a hint?
I'm sorry... I'm usually more anatomically correct than this... I guess it's just been a while for me...
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