Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Humpday Caption Contest Winner! (2/8)



Congratulations to our winner, JERRY GUTKNECHT! Be sure to stop by next week to pick the next Humpday Caption Contest Winner, Jerry! 

Thanks for playing, everyone!

(Photo credited to Mariel Clayton)

18 comments:

jerry gutknecht said...

I thought you were anatomically correct!? Why did you even bother buying condoms?!

bernie said...

*sniffle* That's ok Ken. It happens to all men when they reach a certain age. Maybe we can just cuddle.

Steve said...

Ken: Barbie, I'm gay.
Barbie: You Bastard!!!

nitty gritty mommy said...

well you LOOK double jointed

Kristen said...

How are we going to tell my mom? Good thing they sell plan b in the vending machines at our college.

Ryan Wittman said...

"wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic" my @ss! When are you going on the pill?!

Naked Mommy said...

On their first overnighter, Barbie learns Ken has no penis.

Angie said...

Barbie: OH Jesus Ken! Do you have any idea how embarrising it will be if I get caught stealing Dad's viagra A.G.A.I.N.?!
Ken: I'm sorry Barb, I just can't...
Barbie: Yea I KNOW!!

Angie said...

HAHAHA...Good one!

Ryan again said...

Ok here's my PG rated submission:
"I'm sorry Ken, but you'll just never be anything more than a boy toy to me..."

Lisa collins said...

I know your sorry, but you got it in my eye ken!

Chris Talvacchio said...

I don't KNOW who put the ukulele on the wall Babs please stop asking me and eat your watermelon.

A Little Lucidity said...

(I'm really glad I'm not the one picking the winner this week. If last week's winner doesn't show, I don't know what I'll do. I'm peeing myself over here.)

jerry gutknecht said...

The neighbors saw G.I. Joe sneaking out the back door again, Barbie.....you just cant stay away from him, can you?

mike spahr said...

B: I could'nt control my projectile vomiting, I must be sea sick. Sorry about your pants. .
K: The worst part is, you forgot to pack shorts and pants for the trip! now what will we wear?
K: I guess we'll just have to snorkle in our skivies. . . it could be wose I suppose
B: at least there's complimentary sweets and fruit. I need some dramamine

Alli said...

Barbie choked back her tears as she realized the melons weren't the only fruit on the other side of the bed.

Alison@Mama Wants This said...

Barbie: Ken, is that banana a hint?

Cleverella said...

I'm sorry... I'm usually more anatomically correct than this... I guess it's just been a while for me...