A few days ago, while perusing Facebook, I glanced at the blue names of some folks who liked a post. The text was in Arabic, Russian, or some other language I don't know at all. I blinked, looked again, and it was in English.
What. The fuck.
I brushed it off as a Facebook glitch or a side effect of pure exhaustion. Then, it happened again this morning. There is obviously only one conclusion to draw here: I have a large, aggressive tumor that is attacking my brain and I am going to die. You know, 'cause that's the natural thought progression of a normal person.
Man, I have issues. Now we can add brain cancer to the list. Seriously, though. What's wrong with me? On second thought, don't answer that.
Carry on. Nothing to see here.