Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I Have More Issues Than a Pregnant Nun

A few days ago, while perusing Facebook, I glanced at the blue names of some folks who liked a post. The text was in Arabic, Russian, or some other language I don't know at all. I blinked, looked again, and it was in English. 


What. The fuck. 

I brushed it off as a Facebook glitch or a side effect of pure exhaustion. Then, it happened again this morning. There is obviously only one conclusion to draw here: I have a large, aggressive tumor that is attacking my brain and I am going to die. You know, 'cause that's the natural thought progression of a normal person. 


Man, I have issues. Now we can add brain cancer to the list. Seriously, though. What's wrong with me? On second thought, don't answer that. 

Carry on. Nothing to see here. 


3 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

lol

Jester Queen said...

Actually, it's probably not you. Something it probably glitching and fixing itself when the list loads.

Carrie's Just Mildly Medicated said...

It's wrong how much I loved that!
Carrie @ Just Mildly Medicated